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♫JOY To The WORLD!♫

In Animals and Pets, Dog Parks, English bulldogs, K-12 Education, Music, Popular Music, Twitter on January 10, 2010 at 8:02

Joy To The World Lyrics by Her

♫That I ad-mi-re sho’s a Bulldog!
He’s such a GOOD FRIEND’a mine
I love to dwell on every single word he says
Cause he nev-vah complains or whines
And Yes! We’ve always had some mighty fine times

He’s such a ♫JOY to the World
To All the Boys and Girls
A Joy to cats, fishes, even birds in trees
A ♫JOY to you and ME…♫

Goodwill Energies I direct
Toward each and every one of you
Each and every day

“And there came to be evening and there came to be morning…”

That’s life today.

Ciao!

♫At The Dog Park♫

In Animals and Pets, Dog Parks, English bulldogs, Music, Thats' Life on January 9, 2010 at 8:02
Most times it’s hard to find your niche.
That’s when it’s great to be a Bitch.
There ain’t no tellin’ who ya might meet…
Lucy, Opus, Apollo maybe even a
That or This
Off leash at the dog park.
Off leash at the dog park yeah!
Come on and sing it wit me:  Dog Park!                                                 Chorus
Sing it with the feelin’ y’all: Dog Park yeah!
Come summer the heat gets kinda hard
This ain’t no place to be if ya can’t hang in the yard.
Let me tell you it’s always cool
And the folks don’t mind sometimes when ya plant a stool.
Off leash at the dog park
Off leash at the dog park  yeah!
Come on and sing it wit me: dog park.
Sing it with the feelin’ y’all: Dog park yeah!
(Work the dirt) Well those dogs never seem to stop poopin’.
(Work the dirt) Grab your bag and proceed to scoopin’
(Work the dirt) Time to reap what ye hath sown
(Work) The poop you must scoop this time is your own
Hey! Support the dog park today.
It’s great when they’re neutered and spayed.
It’s where you’ll hear people say:
“Pick it up! That’a way! ” at the…
Dog park!
Off leash at the dog park
Dog park yeah!
Come on an’ sing it wit me:  Dog park
Sing it wit feelin’, y’all:  Dog park, Yeah!
Those dogs never seem to stop dropin’, Well I say
Keeps those bags (and chagrin) poppin’
Let me tell you it’s always cool
And the folks don’t mind sometimes when ya plant a stool
Off leash at the dog park.
Off leash at the dog park
The Dog Park  yeah!
Come on and sing it wit me:  Dog Park!
Sing it with the feelin’ y’all: Dog Park yeah!
Dog Park 
Lyrics by HER
(to the music of “Car Wash” by Rose Royce)
When energy’s at fever pitch.
Here’s open space inside’s your clique.
There ain’t no tellin’ who ya might meet…

Lucy, Opus, Apollo maybe even a

ThatOneThat or This
Off leash at the dog park.
Off leash at the dog park yeah!
Come on and sing it wit me:  Dog Park!
Sing it with the feelin’ y’all: Dog Park yeah!
Come summer the heat gets kinda hard
This ain’t no place to be if ya can’t hang in the yard.
Let me tell you it’s always cool
And the folks don’t mind sometimes when ya

plant a stool.
Off leash at the dog park
Off leash at the dog park  yeah!
Come on and sing it wit me: dog park.
Sing it with the feelin’ y’all: Dog park yeah!
(Work the dirt) Well those dogs never seem to stop poopin’.
(Work the dirt) Grab your bag and proceed to scoopin’
(Work the dirt) Time to reap what ye hath sown
(Work) The poop you must scoop this time is your own
Hey! Support the dog park today.
It’s great when they’re neutered and spayed.
It’s where you’ll hear people say:
“Pick it up! That’a way! ” at the…
Dog park!
Off leash at the dog park
Dog park yeah!
Come on an’ sing it wit me:  Dog park
Sing it wit feelin’, y’all:  Dog park, Yeah!
Those dogs never seem to stop dropin’, Well I say
Keeps those bags (and chagrin) poppin’
Let me tell you it’s always cool
And the folks don’t mind sometimes when ya plant a stool
Off leash at the dog park.
Off leash at the dog park
The Dog Park  yeah!
Come on and sing it wit me:  Dog Park!
Sing it with the feelin’ y’all: Dog Park yeah!

“And there came to be evening and there came to be morning”


Ciao!

That’s life today!

Tell Me More About My Eye…

In Thats' Health, Thats' Life on August 14, 2009 at 8:02

That's me in the corner (top left)

I love the dog park. I wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? I’d love to sing it for you. And the off-leash dog beach. I’m small, yeah, but I like to think I can keep up with the big boys, you know? Unfortunately, this one time the big boys bested me. I got trampled and my face was ground deep into the beach sand.

I was a trooper, though. I ain’ no punk. My mom flushed my eye and then we both just expected my usual resilience to kick in and do the rest. A month later, my face was all itchy and scratchy all the time. Then it got so I really couldn’t open the eye and I was winking and squinting and rubbing and sticky stuff started running out the corner of my eye all the time.

I got an indolent corneal ulcer.

It’s been three weeks now (since July 28) and when the meds and the non-invasive treatments failed, I had to have my third eyelid sutured across the defect in a procedure called tarsorrhapy.

I usually look like this:   Aaawwww…

But today I look like this:  Aaawwwww…

Even with my protective “doggles” strapped on,  LL Cool J ain’ got nothin’ on me.

Oh yeah.  This is how I roll..!

I got another two weeks to wear “the cone of shame.” In the meantime, my mom is waiting to exhale. Wish me luck that all of this effort will be a success, my eye will heal and  I can get back to the business of just being a handsome dog.

Goodwill energies I direct
Toward each and every one of you
Each and every day.

People let me tell you ‘bout my best friend

He’s a warm-hearted person who’ll love me to the end

People let me tell you ‘bout my best friend

He’s a one boy cuddly toy my up my down my pride and joy

People let me tell you now he’s so much fun

Whether we’re talking man to man

Or whether we’re talking son to son

Cause he’s my best friend

Cause he’s my best friend now

The theme to The Courtship of Eddie’s Father | 1969-1972 | Harry Nilssen

“And there came to be evening and there came to be morning.” (Gen 1:4)

That’s life today.

'Nite...

Now smile.