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The Endorphinator!

In Children's Literacy, K-12 Education, Pet Ambassador, Popular Music, Television, ThatOne WORD on October 3, 2010 at 1:55 AM

Every Tuesday of every week, I transform from mild mannered bulldog working for a great suburban area middle and high school, into The Endorphinator! The Endorphinator! elevator of spirits and endorphins whenever I arrive on three wheels into patient’s rooms.

The Endorphinator!  And who disguised as a somewhat lethargic, shy and retiring working bulldog, when my energy is suddenly zapped by the depression of a dispirited child, this toxic Goodwill Energy drain impels me to instantaneously transform into The Endorphinator!
The Endorphinator-! Banisher of ill will energy.  Brandisher of Goodwill energy. Lifter of Human spirits.  Zapping unhappy People with feel good Endorphins from my Human Endorphin injectors, I make people smile. Elevating endorphins one Human- being at a time.
So just what are endorphins, you ask? Let’s find out.
Endorphins are small, protein molecules produced in People by cells in their nervous systems. An important role of endorphins is to work with analgesia-producing or pain killing receptors located in the brain, spinal cord, and other nerve endings. Endorphins have been shown to . . .

Control persistent pain
Control the craving for chocolate and potentially addictive substances
Control feelings of stress and frustration
Regulate the production of growth and sex hormones
Reduce symptoms associated with eating disorders

Endorphins are produced naturally by the human body. They are possibly the best (and most legal way) to experience a natural high and are manufactured by the body to reduce stress and relieve pain.

Endorphins are naturally produced by activities like meditation, deep breathing, uproarious laughter, and spicy food! All hot chilies produce endorphins and chocolate causes an endorphin rush, and is, paws down, *the* most popular endorphin-producing food on earth!

Naturally good for health, endorphins are believed to produce four key effects on the human body and mind:

They enhance and boost the immune system against diseases and kill cancer cells
They relieve pain,
They reduce stress, and
They postpone the aging process.

Prolonged, continuous exercise like running, long-distance swimming, aerobics, cycling or cross-country skiing contribute to increased production and release of endorphins, resulting in an increased sense of euphoria. Endorphins make you feel good! Endorphins make you laugh!

Music and the regular practice of meditation help the body produce endorphins for a feeling of well being. Current research has shown chronic stress, anger and depression cause the body to manufacture chemicals that can inhibit the healing process and shorten life expectancy, while euphoria protects us from stress, illness and premature death.

Some major ways we experience a greater sense of joy and well being in our lives: daily relaxation, exercise, “pointless” recreational activities, tapping into our dreams, guiltless goofing off, experiencing pleasure in little things, public and private displays of affection, sex without guilt, greater laughter and additional sources of merriment.

Unfortunately, The Endorphinator can’t be everywhere at once. That’s why he’s leaving you with this: Food Fur Thought- A Basic Recipe certain to help you produce your own endorphins. Whip up a batch of Goodwill Energy sustaining endorphins today! And, oh, by the way.., it’s nice to share ’cause…

♫When you’re smilin’ When you’re smilin’
The whole world smiles with you
And when you’re laughin’ oh when youre laughin’
The sun comes shinin’ through

But when you’re cryin’ you bring on the rain
So stop your sighin’ be happy again
keep on smilin Cause when you’re smilin’
The whole world smiles with you!

One Basic Recipe

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk each day, and while you walk, smile. It’s the ultimate anti-depressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Meditate on what is going on in your life.

3. When you wake up in the morning, fill in the blank: ‘I am thankful for______________’

4. Eat more foods that are plants and less food manufactured in plants.

5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.

6. Help at least three people smile each day.

7. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a bird.

9. Life isn’t fair, just good.

10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

11. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

12. You are not so important that you have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

13. Make peace with your past so it doesn’t spoil your present.

14. Don’t compare your life with others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: ‘In five years, will this matter?’

17. Forgive everyone for everything .

18. What other people think of you is none of your business.

19. GOD heals everything – you just have to wait.

20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

21. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch!!!

22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

23. Each night before you go to bed, fill in the blank: I am thankful for__________.

24. You are too blessed to be stressed.

25. When you are feeling down, start listing your many blessings. You’ll be smiling before you know it.

Goodwill Energies I project
Toward each and every one of you
Each and every day.

“And there came to be morning and there came to be evening…”

That’s life today.


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